S02 E18
Morning, mom.
Good morning, puppy.
Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Your day ends at 2:30.
Can’t come fast enough. Quitting time. Am I right, Jay?
Let’s not make this a thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? Where’s my soft-boiled egg?
I scrambled it. It’s good for u to try new things.
I don’t want to try new things. You can’t just spring this on me.
I have bad new, this is not the biggest curve ball that life is going to throw you.
Buddy, don’t close yourself off from new things. I ever tell you the story about me and crab cakes? Thought I didn’t like them, tried them, love them.
Are the movie rights available for that one?
Hump day驼峰日,星期三，一周中最难过的日子，但也是最充满希望的时日，过去了就是周末了
hump驼峰
Can’t come fast enough.来的不够快
Quitting time下班时间
Soft-boiled(鸡蛋)煮得半熟的，煮得嫩的
Soft-boiled egg 水煮蛋
Scramble 炒(蛋)
Spring on突然告知
Curve ball曲线球;表示意外的东西 something that is unexpected or design to treat
Close off隔绝;封锁
Crab cakes 蟹饼
Movie rights电影版权
Available for可供…之用的，有效期为，能参加（出席）…的
Who’s gonna do the dishes for the next week? Boy versus girls. Testosterone versus estrogen. Standing up to pee versus the squat。
phil, come on!
dad!
Swing and a miss. 击球失误 he’s in her head, Luke.
And boys rule and girls drool.
You drool all the time. Mom hand to take you to a specialist.
I’m still growing into my tongue. 我还在适应舌头尺寸
Hey, mom, can I go to the movies with robin.
No, you may not, ‘cause you are still grounded.
Then can I be sent to my room?
No. ‘Cause we’re having some fun family time. We’re gonna spend this beautiful afternoon outside in the fresh air, getting some exercise, okay?
Pitch it, Phil.
Oh, well.
That’s the game.
What do you mean? We jus started.
That was our only ball.
So what? The game’s over just because you’re afraid of stupid Mr. Kleezak?
Yep. I’m not going over there. That was fun.
Do dishes 洗碗
Versus与…对阵
Testosterone [teˈstɑːstəroʊn]睾酮;睾丸素
estrogen [ˈestrədʒən] 雌激素
squat 蹲坐，这里就是蹲坑。。。
swing挥棒，击球
Drool垂涎欲滴 淌口水
And boys rule and girls drool.男人的规矩 女人只有淌口水的份
Grow into 长得适合穿
Pitch 投球
If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a love child, he would be afraid of our nest-door neighbor.
I don’t have a mean thing to say about anyone, but Mr. Kleezak is… not e a nice person.
Easy. Honey.
Hey. Haley.
Oh, hey, uncle Mitchell.
Hey, is your mom home?
no. she had to take Alex to the oncologist.
Oh, my god, what’s wrong?
She need new glasses.
Oh, did you mean optometrist?
Whatever. So, should I give her a message?
Yes, yes. Could u ask her if she could possibly babysit Lily on Saturday night? We’d really, really appreciate it.
Saturday night, we’re having diner with Pepper, Longinus, and Crispin.
They’re gay friends.
I think that was clear. I’ve been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately. And, darling, I need a night with my homies.
You mean homos.
Okay, yeah. You know what? Maybe you should stay in and babysit.
Oncologist肿瘤学家
Optometrist [ɑːpˈtɑːmətrɪst] 验光师
babysit替人临时照看（小孩）
lately近来
straight people直男
Homies 哥们儿 同伴
Homo同性恋者
Yeah, our babysitter bailed. And we’re kind of in a bind, so—
I can do it. I can watch Lily, I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now.
Oh, yeah? You want to baby-sit lily. Oh, well, that’s very sweet, honey. But you’re a very popular girl. I’m sure you have better things to do, so—
Seriously, I’m totally free.很闲
babysitter 临时保姆
bailed 没有去做
Bind陷入困境;处于困境
Being grounded is so much worse that it was in the older days. Y friends text and Facebook while I’m stuck at home playing Jenga with my dad.
Are u serious?
You don’t even have to pay me. I promise I’ll take super good care of her.
Okay, well, that would be great. Thank u. Yes, well, we’ll see u on Saturday night. Bye sweetie.
Bye.
Luke?
Older days 过去， 古时候
Jenga抽积木
What are u thinking?! Healey is a very sweet and fashionable girl, but seems hardly a responsible caregiver!
Well, you know what? We needed a sitter. She’s family. I say we give her a shot.
A shot? With our only child? Sure, why not? If something goes wrong, we’ll just pop over to the orient and grab another one.
Caregiver(残疾人、病人或年幼者等的)看护人，护理者;这里就是保姆
Give a short试一下
Pop over （到…）去一下，作短暂的访问
Orient使适应，使熟悉（新的环境或行为方式）——拉丁语sol orient 旭日，land of the rising sun旭日之国， 欧美人称the orient为亚洲， 尤其指远东
The orient 远方
What？
My name is Luke dunphy. I live nexs door.
What do u want? I want to get our ball from your yard.
I don’t want you messing around back there, just go home.
Are u going scuba diving? Why do u have that tank?
You being smart?
You mean in school? Well, I do okay. My teacher says I get distracted. Why do u have that tube in your nose?
For fun.
Rally? Can I try?
It’s oxygen.
We have that in our house. But we don’t need tanks.
Oh, for god’s sake, just get your ball.
Okay.
Mess around乱弄;瞎摆弄
Scuba diving戴水肺的潜水;斯库巴潜水
Tank罐
Get districted分心;分散
Oh, my god. I was watching the news, and another flock of birds fell out of the sky dead. What is happening?
Sweetie, you got to stop watching the news.
That’s your big solution—embrace ignorance?
What are u two arguing about? Never mind. I don’t want to know.
Be back in a couple hours.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going?
To my friend Walt’s house to watch “High noon.”
Ooh, I love westerns— the bloodier, the better, that’s my favorite type of movie—that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
Is Walt the one who’s always skateboarding.
No. Where would he put his oxygen tank?
Okay, now I’m really confused.
You sound like Walt. He get confused a lot. It’s hilarious.
Yeah, I went over to his house to get my ball, and we’ve been hanging out.
wait, are we talking about Mr. Kleezak?
You were in Mr. Kleezak’s house? Luke, that is not okay.
Why not? He’s really nice and funny. Listen to this joke. Okay, two krauts walk into a bar.
Phil, this is not good.
Honey, don’t jump conclusions.let him finish the joke. And one of them has a limp.
You may not go back to that man’s house.
Why not?
Because … he’s weird.
And not very nice.
Yeah.
That’s what you said about my friend Oliver.
Oliver who almost burned down our garage? He likes to melt stuff. Like you ‘re so prefect.
Luke, I’m sorry, but your mother and I just aren’t comfortable with this.
That’s so unfair. You don’t even know him ‘cause you’re two afraid to talk to him.
Buddy, we’re just looking out for u.
You never like any of my friends.
We’re doing the right thing.
Absolutely.
aren’t we?
I don’t know. I mean, he makes a point. We don’t know the man, and little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Of course they can, there’s tons of examples.
“Up,” um, “ Gran Torino,” “True grit.”
Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We’ve got to go talk to that guy.
Now?
Yeah. It’s so dark.
flock鸟群；兽群
Fall out of 从…掉了下来
Get to开始
Embrace ignorance拥抱无知
Set against把…和…作比较;把…对照…来看
Backdrop（事态或活动的）背景
Competitive cheerleading美国学校的竞技啦啦队;技巧啦啦队;竞技拉拉队
Skateboarding滑板运动
Hilarious [hɪˈleriəs] 极其滑稽的
Hang out 闲逛，逗留；一起玩
krauts德国佬
don’t jump conclusions别妄下定论
Burn down焚毁；（使）烧成平地
melt熔化
Look out for 考虑…的利益；关照；关心;也就是对某人负责
Tons of 许多
Gran Torino [ɡræn tɔˈrinoʊ] 老爷车
true grit打底惊雷； grit勇敢
He makes a point.他说的有点道理
Okay, so, the numbers are by the phone. There’s food in the fridge. I just changed her diaper, so all you need to do is put her down in about a half-hour, and not let a serial killer in the front door.
well, what if he’s cute?
Then save him for us.
Nobody in, nobody out.
Oh, we’re gonna be totally fine, you just go get your gay on.
Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong. Well, clearly it’s not on yet, but it will be. Thanks. So, okay, come on. Let’s go.
diaper(婴儿的)尿布，尿片
Serial killer连环杀手
get your gay on 去开始你的同志活动吧
Donkey kong大金刚
I‘m telling u kid, this is a concert you’re never gonna forget. Greatest music in the world. Wait a minute. What’s this?
What do you mean?
What are we seeing?
The symphony “The four seasons.”
I thought we were seeing Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.
No. No, it’s Vivaldi.
Oh, crap. You mean nothing but instruments?
I’m out of here.
No, you’re not out, you’re in.
I hate this kind of music.
Jay, you always do that. Every time we try something new, your first reaction is always no.
It’s ‘cause I’m old enough to know what I like and what I don’t like.
What about the crab cakes?
That was a fluke. And I can’t slather that boring music in tartar sauce.
So I have to try new things, like scrambled eggs, but you don’t have to?
You see what you’re doing? You’re tearing this family apart.
Let’s take it down a notch. You two go in. Have a great time, I’ll see u later.
What are u going to do?
I’m gonna walk like a man, fast as I can. To that bar over there. And if you knew Frankie Valli, you’d be cracking up right now.
It’s okay.
concert音乐会
symphony交响乐
Crap糟糕 鬼扯
Fluke侥幸;意外;偶然
Slather大量地涂抹;厚厚地涂抹
Tartar sauce [ˈtɑːrtər sɔːs] 鞑靼酱，蛋黄沙司(常伴鱼一道食用)
Tear apart使起内讧;使分裂;离间
Take it down a notch 别说这个了
Crack up(使)大笑
I’m telling you, John Schneider was the one!
John Schneider, form “The dukes of hazard”?
That was your first crush? 首次来电
oh, my god, yes. Bo duke—delicious.
He was a redneck who drove a car called the general lee with a giant confederate flag on it. that wasn’t a turn-off for u?
But the heart wants what the heart wants.
Richard Gere.
Oh, my god. I’ll be the officer, don’t be a gentleman.
Montgomery Clift.
Who?
Don’t do that, Crispin. You’re not that young. Anyway, my crush was gay. At least I had a shot.
You had a shot with Montgomery Clift? How old are u?
I will cut you like it was nothing, farm boy.
Oh, see, I miss this.
Wait. What about u, Mitchelll?
Um, okay, well, I didn’t know it was a crush, because I was only 8 at the time.
I knew when I was 8.
Everyone knew when you were 8.
Longinus, get up. We’re switching seats.
Okay, okay, back to me, back to me, back to me. So, I had just seen “ST. Elmo’s fire,” And— oh, Mitchell, look, it’s your father.
Ooh. That’s your father? He’s cute.
Okay, can u please turn it off for one second?
Ooh, he’s all alone. Invite him over.
Yeah, that’s not something we’re gonna do.
Relax, your dad knows you’re gay.
He doesn’t know I’m this gay.
Excuse us?
Oh, Mr. Pritchett!
Jay! Jay! Yoo-hoo!
He looks like that dentist you hooked up with in laguna.
Oh, yeah, that was in my daddy phase.
yes, please, keep this up. This is fun for me.
Fellas, how you doing?
Hey, dad.
Hi, Jay.
Hello, daddy.
What are u doing here?
I’m just getting a drink while gloria and Manny see a show.
Well, please join us.
No, I don’t want to intrude.
He doesn’t want to intrude.
You are not intruding.
I’m just gonna watch the game at the bar.
He just wants to watch the game at the bar, so…
Oh, sit down, we’re up by 25 with a minute to go.
Well, maybe just for a minute.
Okay.
So, what does a guy got to do to get a drink around here?
Nobody say anything.就这么干坐着
Justin, more booze.
Oh, Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.
No, no. I wasn’t.
Let me bring you up to speed.
Crishin’s was Joey McIntyre. Whoever that is.不管是谁 Longinus said John Schneider.
Your name is Longinus?
I know. I never stood a chance.我从未有机会被感化（stood a chance,有机会；Longinus刺伤了十字架上的耶稣，后来被圣血感化）
Cam’s was Richard Gere and I was Monty Clift.
Well, at least yours was gay. I mean, you might’v head a shot.(have a shot有机会)
Thank you.
Crispin, up. I’m sitting nest to this one.
welcome.
Redneck乡巴佬，红脖子(对美国受教育不多且政治观点保守的乡下人的贬称)
联邦federation 邦联confederation
Turn off使人扫兴(或倒胃口)的事物;让人丧失性欲的事物
Let me have a shot at it至少我尝试了 have a shot
I will cut you like it was nothing, farm boy. 我要把你开膛破肚，仿佛你从未在世上存在过
farm boy农家孩子
switch seat 换座位
Invite sb over请（某人）过来
Hook up with 交流,沟通——勾搭
Laguna 泻湖;温泉盆地
in my daddy phase 在我恋父阶段
I don’t want to intrude. 我不想打扰你们， 不想扫你们的雅兴
we are up by 25 with a minute to go.我们再待个25分钟就走了
Booze酒精饮料
Up to speed掌握最新情况的
She’s right there.
All right.
Mr. kleezak? It’s open. Honey, he’s not moving. Is he okay?
Well, there’s only one way to find out.
Okay, I don’t know If he’s breathing. Does he have a pulse?(pulse脉搏；脉动)
Well, there’s only way to find out.
Would you stop pushing me? You do it.
I hate this. I’m gonna kill Luke. Oh, my god. He’s ice-cold.
I’m sorry. We thought there was something wrong with u.
We haven’t, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy.
Yeah, I know u. You’re the guy who just broke into my house and fondled me.(fondle抚弄;爱抚)
No. No. We were just concerned that you looked dead. No offense.(无意冒犯）
Well, what are u doing here?
Oh, um, our son, Luke, told us that you invited him over to watch movies, and I’m sure you could understand why we would… be concerned about that.
No.
Phil.
You’re doing great.
Wait, are u saying that’s some kind of pervert?(pervert性变态者)
No.
Probably… not.
Look, I isn’t ask him to come over here. I was minding my own business, like you should be.
(Mind my own business管好我自己的事；各人自扫门前雪 莫管他人瓦上霜）
But in all fairness, our son is our business.(in all fairness说句公道话;公平地说;公正地说)
Well, then, keep him. And keep your daughter from driving into my garbage cans.
Drive into （车）开进
garbage cans 垃圾桶
And keep your blinds closed when you’re doing your little sexy dance.
Blinds [blaɪndz] 百叶窗
Oh, god, he’s seen my sexy dance.
So I’m 12 years old I was staying over night at my best friend Jim’s house. And neither one of us want to go to sleep.
I know where this is going.
You’re better than that, Crispin.
So, we sneak off to the movies, and we see this little picture called “Solomon and Sheba.” And Sheba was…
Gina Lollobrigida!
Bingo!
And for the rest of my life, I swore, one day, I would marry Gina Lollobrigida!
Well, dad, you kind of did.
I hear that! Mmm. These are good. What’s in them?
It’s a margarita with a shot of absinthe.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
ohh, are u making a bad pun or just lisping?
I can’t believe I drove all the way to the valley to pick u up.
Justin, more booze!
Sneak off to 偷偷溜去干XX
picture也可以作电影
solomon and Sheba[ˈsɑːləmən ənd ˈʃibə] 国王与荡妇
margarita玛格丽特酒(用果汁与墨西哥龙舌兰酒调制而成)
absinthe苦艾酒(带茴香味的绿色烈性酒)
make the heart grow fonder加深感情
a bad pun 蹩脚的双关语
Lispe咬着舌说；口齿不清地说
Haley, hi. Is everything okay?
Yeah, why?
Because I just saw a man walk through the living room,
What? Where are u?
I can see through the camera on the computer.
You’re spying on me? Oh, my god. That is so lame.(蹩脚）look, I don’t know what you think you saw, maybe the TV, or the refection, or maybe you think that my body’s just shaped like a boy, like I don’t have hips or something.
no, no, no, no. you have a darling figure. I was just concerned that,
That hurts so much. This is like kind of thing that I expect from my mother, but not from my cool uncle, so thank u for all of your trust.
Okay, I’m sorry.
Unbelievable. You got to go.
Okay.
Hip臀部
Yeah, all right.
Thank you. Thank you.
Dad, I’ve never seen you sing before.
Well, you never saw me in the shower. And don’t anybody go there.
When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do— dancing to Madonna’s “Lucky star.” And from that moment on, there’s always been a part of me that I’ve kept from him. And yet, yeah, here he was, you know, laughing with my friends. And I don’t know, maybe the problem was me.
Rob Lowe.
Where?
No, no, Rob Lowe from “St. Elmo’s fire,” that was my crush. I loved him.
I get that. He was a good-looking kid.
Right?
Yeah. Hey, “Walk like a man”?
Well, I can sing it, but I can’t do it. I think I just broken something.
Ow!
Nurse!
Keep from隐瞒
Hello?
Please tell me that you have my shoes.
Why would I have your shoes?
Because I left then at your uncle’s house last night.
What? How could you leave without your shoes?
I got a lot of places without shoes. I’m not wearing shoes right now. Oh, wait. That’s cause I left them at your uncles’s house.
This is a disaster!
Well, maybe they’ll think they’re theirs.
They’re gay. They know what shoes they own.
Thanks a lot, Walt. You couldn’t be nice to my parents for two second, so now I’m not allowed to hang out with you.
What do you want from me?
I thought you were my friend. You promised to teach me how to grew tomatoes, and you were gonna take me for egg cream.
Forget it. You’re a little kid.
I don’t need the aggravation.我犯不着生气
oh, sorry I “Aggravated” you. And , just so you know, a lot of people think I’m adorable.
Egg Cream蛋蜜乳
Aggravation激怒；使恼火
I can’t open this.
Maybe if you have gone to the concert instead.
Could u open it, please?
I would, but I’m old enough to know that I don’t like opening aspirin bottles.
Hey, dad!
How do you guys do it? I thought cops could drink.(我醉得叫警察和我一起喝）
Listen, I just — I wanted to say I had such a good time with you last night, and I wanted to—
hey, hold on. I got a call waiting.
Yeah.
Woof, not a morning person. Good to know. Listen, I’m five away.(还有5公里？还是5分钟路？）
I hope you like blueberry scones and Dusty Springfield.
Who is this?
Pepper, silly. It’s gonna be a scorcher in the desert today. So dress accordingly. 今天沙漠会是大热天，所以相应少穿点
oh, this is your street. See u in a minute.
aspirin阿司匹林[ˈæsprɪn]
blueberry scones蓝莓烤饼
Dusty Springfield.达斯蒂·斯普林菲尔德
Scorcher 热天
Accordingly照着;相应地
Holy crap! That friend of yours , that Pepper. He’s on his way over here. why?
Well, you made a date with him last night. Don’t you remember?
I think I would remember if I made a date with a guy!
I’m telling you , I know a guy in Palm Springs who has every single vintage record known to man. I’m driving out there tomorrow. Come with me.
It’s a date.
All right.
I was drunk. I’m not going shopping with Priscilla, queen of the desert.
Okay, dad. Well, I’m feeling really good about our relationship, and I wanted to hold on to that for a little while longer, so I’m gonna go ahead and hang-up with you. Give pepper a big kiss for me.
vintage record古董唱片
known to man 人类已知的
Go ahead着手；开始做
Gloria, now, listen. I know that you’re upset with me about that concert thing, and rightfully so, but you have to help me.
What is it?
It seems I made plans with Mitchell’s friend pepper.
That’s someone’s name? Pepper?
Yes, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There’s another guy named Longinus. But Pepper’s gonna be here any second. He’s gonna take me to Palm Springs to go shopping for records. Now, when he gets here, can you pretend there’s some kind of an emergency? Can you do that, please?
iay, jay! I think you’ll have to take me now to the hospital. My head is in pain. Do you mean like that?
Yea, thank you. Okay, it’s showtime. And with this guy, I mean that literally.
I’m here. Oh, my god. What I could do with this house.(这个家无可挑剔）hello, Jay. Chop, chop— it’s a two -hour drive, not counting our stop at the outlet mall.
Oh, okay, um. Gloria, we’re leaving!
Hello. You must be Pepper.
My head.
What’s the matter, gloria?
Nothing. I just had a little ice cream, huh? He hasn’t stopped talking about you all day long.
You are stunning.
How rich are you?
Are you sure you’re right, gloria?
I feel great, mi amor. I’m so happy that he’s doing this with u, because I never get him to do anything different, like the Vivaldi, hmm? I thinks he likes you more than me. You two have a great time together.
All right, but we got to be back early, because, you know, I got that work thing.
No, no, I canceled everything, you don’t have anything. You spend all day long with him.
Wonderful. Well, shall we?
Oh, my god. Talluhlah! Oh! Don’t worry. She’ll stop yapping when she gets on your lap.
rightfully理所应当
tip of the iceberg冰山一角
literally逐字逐句地（指演吧）
could do with 需要;渴望得到
chop=quickly
outlet mall 直销中心，或者奥特莱斯
Stunning极有魅力的;给人以深刻印象的;绝妙的
yapping小狗）狂吠，汪汪乱叫
lap大腿
Alex, honey, come on. We’re gonna be late.
I herd of cows dropped dead for no reason. I’m not going anywhere. Get your affairs in order, people. This is the end.
Don’t be ridiculous. There’s nothing out there to be afraid of.
Mr. Kleezak. I’m not used to waking up with people poking me. i was startled, you know.
We’re really sorry about that.
Yeah , well. These are onions from my garden.
Wow, thank you so much.
That is so nice.
Yeah, well, don’t go throwing any parades.
They’re onions. I used to be a fireman, you know. I don’t hurt kids.
Sir, would you like to come in?
Just tell the boy that “Shane” is on today at 3:00. He should watch it.跟孩子说一声， 今天三点开播《原野奇侠》
Maybe you could tell him yourself, he’s right upstairs. Hang on. Luke, honey, come on down! Your friend… Walt is here.
This is just so sweet.
Yeah.
Well, just don’t start dancing.
Herd群
Affairs事情
Get your affairs in order把事都料理好吧
poke戳
don’t go throwing any parades.别吹嘘夸耀了
Shane 沙内《原野奇侠》
People can surprise you. You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles. They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you there’s all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed.
I was young at the time…
Are you talking about rob Lowe?
I’m just saying he’s a very versatile actor. I think his good looks actually held him back.(抑制了他的发展）
I can relate to that.我能理解
人们会给你惊喜。 你常用同一种方式看待他们， 将他们困在角色里。 他们就是他们自己。然后你从他们的所做所为中知道你从未发现的深度和广度
versatile多才多艺的
Haley!
We need to talk. I know I freaked out on you last night, but you have to see it from my point of view. You were totally spying on me.
I know.
You were invading my first-amendment right to privacy.
You were.
I’m sick and tired of people not trusting me.
I get it.
And especially you guys. I don’t think of you guys as my uncles, I think of you as my friends. And if your friends don’r believe in you, then what else do you have?
Dylan’s shoes?
Please don’t tell my mom.
Buckle up.
invade倾翻
first-amendment right to privacy.第一修正案赋予我的隐私权
