2016-09-24

This is the stuff I wrote after I woke up in the library: (and I am too lazy to figure out a title for it)

Long long ago there's an always-sleepy elephant

He fell asleep on the way to school seen by a turtle with the blood of trick-intelligence

Turtles once managed to paint the elephant as an kitten

Turtles have even danced clumsily beside the speaking-on-air president

But this turtle wanted to do something  amazing and different

He called on all his family at the moment

They were nearby apparently

Some was painting the roses of the Rabbit with atrament

Some was waiting for the head-down Panda with the banana peel in silent

They all put aside their project and came with excitement

Gathering was totally a 2-hour movement

They reached an agreement to carry the elephant to the place in front of the house of Teacher Ant

They took another 20 minutes to be on their position according to the assignment

Just before they moved a step the elephant

Had woken up scaring the turtles out of wits suddently

They drew back their head and limbs in a second

The elephant thought they were stones

And picked up them to play ducks and drakes consequently

That's how turtles learnt swim efficiently

With more skills they play tricks more frequently


有只大象

很容易犯困

有一天去上学

走着走着在路边睡着了

一只乌龟路过

乌龟家族热衷于恶作剧

他们曾经成功的在大象睡着时

给他上了猫咪的妆

也曾在直播演讲的校长背后跳三只小熊

这次他想玩大的

打电话把家族召唤过来

其实就在附近

有的在给附近白兔刚买的玫瑰花染上墨水

有的在搬香蕉皮等待玩手机的熊猫经过

大家一听到有大项目

都停下手中工作赶过来了

等了两个小时

兄弟姐妹都来了

他们很快就讨论完了

决定把大象运到蚂蚁班主家门口

又花了二十分钟各就位

正准备抬起时

大象伸了个懒腰

乌龟吓得手脚和头都缩起来

大象以为是石头

拿起他们打水漂

所以

乌龟家族学会收缩和游泳

恶作剧的技能和范围又扩展了


Hardly have I ever shown my love to a boy. The most stupid one might be when I said "I really appreciate you" to the boy that I had a crush on. I think that's obvious enough to show my feelings about him. But we now fail to keep in touch and I am totally over him. I think it is hard to keep in touch even with the friends in college unless you got some regular activities. Usually we are busy doing our business. Today I saw the guy that I did have a crush on when I was a freshman. Later I guess he might have no interest in Girls after I saw his way to speak. But today his behavior shows his gentlemen and left me a ever better impression.

虽然跟男生说过我很喜欢你,但那不是表白,所以还没算表白过。对暗恋的男生说过,我很欣赏你能不能做个朋友,所以应该也不算表白吧……

在大学也有遇到很欣赏的男生,大一经常遇到一个新闻学院的男生,留着胡渣,很艺术很man的感觉,经常带着个相机。有点像高以翔的感觉。

后来在一次讲座上,他站起来发言提问,我惊奇地发现,他说话还有说话时的手势,有女生的气质。难道性取向是男生……好吧,连抱幻想的机会都没有了。刚刚在图书馆又看到他,换了发型,依旧有魅力。他走着走着,返回来把我附近那两张摆放不整齐,但也还不至于挡道的椅子摆好了!wow,也能是无聊,或者太有教养,或者太处女座,anyway,加分。

之后……我前面也有张椅子没摆回桌下,我也出于强迫症或者不好意思或者怎样的,起身把它摆放好了……

叶芝的 the stolen child 让我想起之前那个叙利亚的小孩。好心痛。叶芝描写的好美好梦幻,与现实的对比越加明显,让人更加不忍让不知情无辜的小孩赴人生这趟浑水。奥登悼念叶芝:疯狂的爱尔兰将你刺伤成诗。

才看到第二个诗人,叶芝该不会就是我在英国文学课上即将fall in love with 的诗人?

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