I will say try wandering up and down the junk food section of your grocery store
and you'll find your soulmate. hashtag"guarantee".
You should text your ex:
I set another fire last night it's starting to make me feel alive—— oh sorry wrong number！
You should save your money,not buy anything even necessities like toilet paper.
that's the lie just use leaves from your yard.
Sit on a pile of money and died on it and know that you were better.
You should imagine that you are... you have the spirit of Oprah and face of James Marsden， Male or female doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying.
And you know, just project that in in your daily life.
Oh I've lost friends that way before. I don't allow that don't stand for that kind of behavior.
My opening line is usually looking over at them and giving like that awkward half smile and hoping that they'll come talk to me.
Because the half smile is such that it could be “Hi, you seem friendly and i'm bored." but also I keep it cool enough that it could be like the person right behind them I like to keep my feelings protected.
You're in a pickle，my friend.
Um you know just say... just start a rumor that there's a glitches you know on iphones or whatever phone you have.
Create a couple of websites， login a number of people on various forums， saying:"Is anyone else having this problem？ We should write a letter to Steve Jobs ghost." And that's the only solution I can think of.
I think you should say that the reason you're not having a baby is that the water wars are coming because the world is going to end and that baby would just
be food for somebody's stronger well-equipped baby and that should shut them up.