Q:What' the best thing come out of UK?
A: BBC, The Beatles, sarcasm, seductive accents, full English breakfast - it even has its own facebook page,Bacon sandwiches - the single biggest reason why most vegetarians lapse!! oh, and U.S.
Q: What' s the worst thing about being a British?
A:The endless moaning. And apologising. And you know when you're in a restaurant and the food's disappointing, and the waiter comes and asks if everything's okay, and you say "Yes, lovely, thank you." because you don't want to hurt his feelings? That.
A: I don't feel well, but I don't want to disturb my doctor.
If standing politely in line was an Olympic sport, we'd win gold. Every time.
"You got a light?" "I'm sorry, I don't smoke. *looks embarrassed*" Every damn time.
Someone walks into me...I apologise.